Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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