What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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