Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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