so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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