i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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