Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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