we have officially lost it.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Randomize
