I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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