Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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