oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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