Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
being pregnant is like rehab
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
