Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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