Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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