i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Can Purell be used as lube?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Just invented taco cereal.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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