i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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