with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
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