i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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