I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
so much tequila, so little girl.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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