I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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