it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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