You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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