Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
She's the barista slut.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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