smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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