He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
This show inspires me to have sex in space
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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