i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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