do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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