Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I forget how to act sober
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