You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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