I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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