She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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