you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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