I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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