I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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