Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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