i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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