no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
