Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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