then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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