I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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