can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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