Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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