shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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