oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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