Your tits are I can't wait for
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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