So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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