Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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