home. puking in laundry basket.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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