You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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