What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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