i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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