In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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