By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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