Princesses don't give blow jobs
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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