SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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