some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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